United States Forest Service Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense

The United States Forest Service Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense is a government agency primarily concerned with the suppression of paranormal activity across the country. Undervalued and underpaid, its members are forced to investigate terrifying situations despite living in subpar conditions.

Organization
The Bureau is officially stationed in Milwakee, WI, though the office is solely a closet sized room within the larger USFS headquarters. Currently the room is filled with empty water coolers that various office workers from other bureaus can't figure out how to recycle.

The real office is currently an International Harvester Metro Van that was previously a mail truck, and has gone through a shoddy makeover for its current purpose.

Members use typical USFS uniforms, which results in lots of confusion on the field.

Chief John G. Kaiser from the USFS oversees the Bureau.

History
The USFS Grassroots Operations Department was formed in 1905 along with the rest of the USFS as a result of the Fueting Foundation's heavy influence. Its initial goals were to understand the impact of the paranormal on American society.

In 1934 it was renamed The United States Forest Service Grassroots Operations Department, Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense to better reflect the group's objectives. A year later it was further edited to The United States Forest Service Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense because the full title would not fit on nameplates, and the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense encompassed the entire Grassroots Operations Department.

Members
The number of members is constantly changing, currently there are two:

Caroline Louise Monk: 1994-Present

Captain Eugene Wilder: 1990-Present

Past Members
Tim Lewis: 1985-1994. Died of some mysterious circumstances

Dave Browning: 1982-1993. Left for unclear reasons.

Notable Missions
Kappa bombing of 95

Louisiana Bayou Mantis Men

Maryland 'coon abomination slaughter