MAN VS TRAIN

With the alarming rate of unemployment, resulting boredom and abundance of unused locomotives, Man vs Train has become a popular activity in the past 20 years among Hollow Valley residents. Six nights a week, fans can watch and bet on human-train wrestling matches.

Notable Competitors
Charles "Choo Choo Charlie" Bergman, a man in his mid 40s who likely receives sexual gratification from being hit by a 1,000 ton vehicle.

Julia "Fatfuck" Barnes, a terribly fat and sunburnt woman in her late 50s who always ends up heaving hilariously mid match.

Yale "Ironbane" Douglas, a man in his 30s with a tragic backstory. He claims that his 11 siblings, parents, wife, 4 children and dog all died in a train factory accident when Hollow Valley began cutting back on safety restrictions to try to compete with the Chinese trains. A very popular figure because of his political motivations.

Bethany Keyes, 18 year old girl who has been training since she was 3 years old. Actually sometimes wins against the trains.